Strategy jokes
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.