Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
Do you play coc?
Because it’s a pretty good game
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
I played Clash of Clans and when I requested troops, all i got were some muslim wall breakers.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
he plays fortnite just to build walls
