“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.
I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The ...bastard.....used .....coins"
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.