What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
