Strategy

Strategy Jokes

Mother

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

Camp

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

Enemy

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

Chess

Why do Arabs hate chess?

Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

Tower

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Book

Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Tower

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

Mission

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

Chess

Why can't British people play chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Chess

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

Chess

Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

Lag

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War