Strategy jokes
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.