Strategy jokes
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
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Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."
"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."