Stop jokes
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."