Stop jokes
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.