Stop jokes
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, Iβm changing!
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Memes
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
βYo, stop lagginβ my FLOW!β
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you donβt know when or how to stop.