Stop jokes

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

We should stop being mean to orphans.

We should be cruel instead.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?

The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

Doctor: You should stop masturbating.

Me: Doc, I'm almost done.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.