What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSEWORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
An old man and a child are walking into the woods, suddenly they stop "Mister," the child says, "I'm scared l, these woods are dark and creepy..." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
