A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point
how to stop bulling
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
Stop
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods, suddenly they stop "Mister," the child says, "I'm scared l, these woods are dark and creepy..." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
