man:Stop with these orphan jokes me: why are they going to tell their parents on me
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
What did 1 buttcheeck say to the other? "Together we can stop this shit".
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
I'll stop with the horrible puns if chu can say a good joke
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
Little johnny is a trucker, he stops at a bar. johnny sees a sign that says hamburgers for two dollers, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars. he walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" she replies "yes, thats me" johnny says "well can you wash your hands because i want a cheeseburger"
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
Don’t stop orphan jokes there funny and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes cause their too STUUUPID
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
