Stop jokes
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.