Stop Jokes

I finally stopped drinking for good

Now I purely drink for evil

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"

Depression jokes are wrong,stop making them there cruel and nasty So stop people are feeling like there hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes so PLEASE stop

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom

Knock knock,

Whos there

Stop

Stop who

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before

i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"

I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking. But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?

My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep

my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long

i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"