Stop Jokes

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon

It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness

How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!

i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers : )

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this s**t!"

What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Stop making 911 jokes they don't land so well.

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."

Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.