Stop jokes

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

You shoot him in the face.

One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."

How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"