How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
