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Washing Machine

    • A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"

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    • Skeleton

    • I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

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    • Pedo

    • A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

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    • Wife

    • I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.

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    • Sign

    • What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

    "Can you give me some pointers?"

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    • Baby

    • What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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    • Shooting

    • After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

    They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

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