Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
