So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.
I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.
Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The joke is that the dude got dragged by a horse, which is already bad, but then the punchline makes it sound like the horse was a mechanical ride that the Walmart manager unplugged. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and dumb, just like your jokes probably are, LOL!
