Stereotype jokes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.