Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Your mom.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.