Stereotype jokes
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Memes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
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Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.