Stereotype jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!