Stereotype jokes
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Memes
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.