Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Memes
so funny
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.