Stereotype jokes
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.