"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
"Ohh wing wing."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
