Stereotype jokes
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Memes
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.