Stereotype jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.