Stereotype jokes
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Your mom.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Everyone reading this is gay!
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.