Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.