Stereotype jokes
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
A ginger.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.