Stereotype jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.