Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Stereotype Jokes
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
A ginger.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
