Stereotype jokes
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Memes
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.