Stereotype jokes

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!

Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

What’s an emo's favorite singer?

Slash.