What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Stereotype Jokes
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
