Stereotype jokes
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Memes
Just a dark humor joke
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.