Stereotype jokes
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!