Stereotype jokes
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.