Stereotype jokes
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!