Stereotype jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!