Stereotype jokes
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Memes
Just a dark humor joke
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.