What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
big booty latinas.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
