Stereotype jokes
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.