Stereotype jokes
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.