What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
