Stereotype jokes
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!