Stereotype jokes
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Memes
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.