Stereotype jokes
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Memes
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.