Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Stereotype Jokes
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
