Stereotype jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."