Stereotype jokes
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Memes
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."