Stereotype jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.