Stereotype jokes

What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?

Stoners have papers.

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

Boomer.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair? Your next door grumpy old neighbor.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?