Stereotype jokes
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.