Stereotype jokes
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.