Stereotype jokes

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Why are gay guys so rude?

Because they’re fucking assholes.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.

Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?

Fell out of the tree.

How do you make an Indian explode?

You press the red dot.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.