Stereotype jokes

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

What do you say to make a redhead mad?

Anything.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Why are gay guys so rude?

Because they’re fucking assholes.

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.