What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.