Stereotype jokes
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.