Stereotype jokes
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Memes
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
I hate autistic people.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.