Stereotype jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.