Stereotype jokes
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Memes
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
I hate straight people.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I hate autistic people.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"