Stereotype jokes
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
The priest is gay.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)