Stereotype jokes

Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"

Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?

There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

The South.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

I hope Death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

"Sum Ting Wong."

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.