Stereotype jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.