Stereotype jokes
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Memes
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Fucking Fruit!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!