Stereotype jokes
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
You're gay, except it...
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Aaron is ginger.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
An Irishman walks into a pub.