Stereotype jokes
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Imagine being emo.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Memes
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.