You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
I hate straight people.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Minivan (DYM 138).
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
