Stereotype jokes
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Yo mama!
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
All y'all weird af.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
You
You
You're the cow.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.