Stereotype jokes
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Wears pink.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Memes
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
What’s an emo called Anna?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.