Stereotype jokes
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Memes
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Emo people totally suck!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.