You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Stereotype Jokes
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.