Stereotype jokes
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.