Stereotype jokes

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.

Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

Their foreheads are angled.

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.

The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.

So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂

What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.