Stereotype jokes
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.