Stereotype jokes
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Memes
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.