Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
