Stereotype jokes
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
All y'all weird af.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.