Stereotype jokes

Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?

one has a point.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!

Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT

Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?

Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?

There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.

I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

Why are feminists jealous of men?

Because men don't have to stand up to piss.

What kind of experience does a feminist have?

Being a bitch.

Why are feminists always against men?

Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

Yo mama so fat, COW!