Stereotype jokes
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.