Stereotype jokes
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.