On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
