Stereotype jokes
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
You're gay.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.