Stereotype jokes
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.