Stereotype jokes
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.