"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Stereotype Jokes
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
