Stereotype jokes
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.