Stereotype jokes
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.