How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
