Stereotype jokes
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.