A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Stereotype Jokes
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Midget
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
All y'all weird af.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
