Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Stereotype Jokes
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
You're gay.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
