Stereotype jokes

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

How do you fuck a cow?

Find the nearest Karen.

Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?

Because there's no space jam.

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!