Stereotype jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!