Stereotype jokes
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.