She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
The South.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
