Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Subject

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

House

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Religion

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

Difference

There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.

At least Stephen Hawking does something.

Outlet

It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(

Turtle

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Head

Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Death

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.