Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
the only reason stephen hawking died was because he saw end
It’s so sad how Stephen hawking was just rolling to far away from the outlet RIP :(
what was Steven hawking pet?
a hawk.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Who would win in a race? Stephen hawking or a turtle. The turtle cause it can walk.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? His windows update wasn't available.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen hawking died because he turned off his vpn
