Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

House

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Drive

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

Religion

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

Difference

There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.

At least Stephen Hawking does something.

Turtle

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Head

Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!

Outlet

It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(

Death

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.

Heaven

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

He couldn’t climb the stairway.