Stephen Hawking jokes
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.