How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
