Stephen Hawking jokes
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...