Stephen Hawking jokes
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!