Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.