Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
-Ghostingš»
-Divingš¬
-Complaining to teammatesš”
-Complaining to refsš¤¬
-Missing sittersš¤¦āāļø
-Gets a lucky open net tapinā½ļø
-Proceed to get šshouts
-Repeatš
People with REAL ball knowledge know heās just an overrated tapin merchant š
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Why canāt fish play basketball . Cause they are scared of the net
If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since, the day we met, When I was caught in your net, of love sweet love... It's all above...
