Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Okay, so basically, this dude's phone was dyin', right? And instead of, like, findin' a normal charger, he decided to unplug the life support of Stephen Hawking, a famous scientist who needed it to, ya know, LIVE! It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and also, people with high IQs use Android phones, and you probably got the iPhone. I rest my case.