Stephen Hawking jokes
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Stand? Wait. No.
Your mum!
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
His favorite drink was his dribble.