Stephen Hawking jokes
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Your fat!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.