Stephen Hawking jokes
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.