Stephen Hawking jokes
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"