Stephen Hawking jokes
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?