Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
