Stephen Hawking jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.