Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.