Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?