Stephen Hawking jokes
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
I like balls.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.