Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.