Stephen Hawking jokes
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."