Stephen Hawking jokes

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?

Because he's British.

Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?

To sing.