Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.