The 15+ Best Theoretical Physics Jokes

Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking

In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar.....

Oh wait.

when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”

Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven

How does Stephen hawking have sex, enter backspace enter backspace enter backspace

Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?

No, because he is dead.

Q: How did Stephen Hawking die? A: He lost internet connection

how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged

Who's never the last man standing---Steven hawking

Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”