Stephen Hawking jokes
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
I like balls.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.