It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
I like balls
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walke- oh wait nevermind
whats Stephen Hawking favourite type of car on fire? Hot wheels
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
