Stephen Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
My will to live.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Fucking Windows updates!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Was he under insurance claim?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.