Stephen Hawking jokes
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.