Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

House

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

Death

He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.

Reason

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.

Book

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

IQ

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Dance

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Youtube

Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).

What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

Car

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

Wait

I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.

Reason

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Reason

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.