Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
I like balls.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
