Quantum Mechanics jokes
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
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