Quantum Mechanics jokes
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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Electron
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
FUCK YEA
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