Quantum Mechanics

Quantum Mechanics jokes

Slit

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Einstein

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

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Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.
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  • Subject

    Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

    Atom

    Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

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  • Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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  • Atom

    An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Atom

    Why did the electron leave the atom?

    Because it had its ion someone else.

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    Community

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