What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite food?
Runner beans
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
