Stephen Hawking jokes
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I like balls.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.