Stephen Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
din mamma
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.