Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?

He couldn't make it up the stairs.

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

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  • If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?

    Why did Stephen Hawking die?

    Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.

    I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

    What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

    Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

    I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!