Stephen Hawking jokes
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stand? Wait. No.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Fuck all reading this.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
He is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.