All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to heaven. God had not built a ramp yet......or an escalator.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
Why did Stephen hawking go on to Britain’s got talent. To sing
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password
Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.