Stephen Hawking jokes
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.