How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
