Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.