What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What do you call a cow that can't milk
A failure!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, Iβll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, Iβll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Anonymous:why are you crying Anonymous 2:no buddy come to my finral
I didn't steal itπ