Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And βbrentfordβ.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
i scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now i own her, only 3.99 with tax. Thats a steal and a half woopeeee!
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van Iβll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream Iβll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Anonymous:why are you crying Anonymous 2:no buddy come to my finral
I didn't steal itπ
I was cussing out this kid for stealing and there mom walked in and said "HEY LANGUAGE!!" and I just said ENGLISH BITCH!
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldnβt steal anything.
