Steal

Steal jokes

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

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  • To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.