Steal jokes
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have? 10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier? “Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.