Steal jokes
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.