whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
Why are you dumb? Because can’t found LOLA
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I bought a anti-bullying wristband I say I bought I stole it of a fat ginger kid
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
Zebra couldn't find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when he to the ocean it's still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Ok,ok who is trying to be my "long lost brother" because last time i checked I didn't have any sisters or brothers so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up a lot of other people already know u are fake so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
little johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back." to which the robber says "FUCK YOU I don't wanna." little johnny calls the police and says " A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse. the police said "how old are you." little johnny then hangs up the phone
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
Look at these kids stealing ideas bro they going to jail
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run steal and shoot
What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and my uncle? Nothing they both steal children.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
