My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON ́T HAVE A LIFE
What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What's so wrong about trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
Hey! give me my Nickelback!
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
All these African jokes ain't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you... You know we rich with natural resources that's why y'all come to steal from us... Shame on you ALL
why did the cow steal a AK-47? He was a mooslim
