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I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
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Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
Yesterday a woman stabbed me so I stabbed her back then I realised she was the vaccine woman.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
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Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab
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Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
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Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
The kid that died is coped in half and you see the next trap it looks like a giant pit that upyo7 have to jump over and you clear it but you feel something on your back and you realize that there is a spike that comes you when yo7 jump over you see the other contestant jump over yiu try to warn them to not step over because the6 would get stabbed but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike the next optical is a wall the slams on a wall you wait until the wall close and you quickly run through the next person runs through and they get to live.
Sorry this is small this is also a part two
"And then I said KNIFE to meet you."
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in STABle condition!"
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why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum
