Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
if the noose breaks, stab yourself! If the knife is dull, shoot yourself! if the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Mom:You can't die in the living room david so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself David:I will surpase kakarot Jordan:*dead on the living room floor
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
Yesterday a woman stabbed me so I stabbed her back then I realised she was the vaccine woman.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin
Your dead in the inside
(Stabs him 23 times)
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn't pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"*hits*" me:*calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves*"bye bye" fbi:"FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!"
What do you do when a orphan gets you mad? A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
u and me went up the to stab your father he was out do not pout the are coming after
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
My dad...came over late at night...he was drunk...he started telling me how useless I was...then I went to the kitchen grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the chest 47 times......3 minutes later......he died........now I’m losing mind..and cutting myself....
