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Candy

2 years ago

Spooktober meme!!!

The image shows a text that says, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy." Underneath the text is a blurry picture of the character Elmo looking confused.
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    • Heart

    2 years ago

    Literally me after every single relationship

    A black and white image shows two people sitting on a bench, one couple in the background and a woman looking towards them. The text says, "I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works."
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    • Memes

    11 months ago
    Me acting like I'm cool with the crackhead at the bus station so he doesn't stab tf out of BUS STOP me 00D
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    • Racist

    1 year ago
    The image shows a news headline saying "KKK Leaders Started Stabbing Each Other Over Argument About Who's The Most Racist" and below it, a mugshot of a man with black eyes. Underneath there is the text "Klash of Klans"
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    • Monster

    2 years ago

    Jake this ine for you

    A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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    • Racist

    11 months ago
    An image shows the headline: "KKK Leaders Started Stabbing Each Other Over Argument About Who's The Most Racist." Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with two black eyes and a cut on his nose. Underneath is a comment that reads "Klash of Klans."
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    • Candy

    2 years ago

    Me:

    The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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    • Cake

    2 years ago
    A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.
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    • Emergency

    6 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.
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    • Needle

    1 year ago
    A picture of a young boy with a slightly evil grin on his face. Above his head, the text says "JUMPS INTO HAYSTACK." Under his face, the text says "GETS STABBED BY NEEDLE."
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    • Daddy

    5 months ago

    hmmmmm

    Tom cat from the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" looking surprised. The text reads: "Me: "Harder daddy". Guy stabbing me."
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