Squirt jokes
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!