What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
