Fiona jokes

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

The F in orphan stands for family.

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.