Fiona jokes

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

The F in orphan stands for family.

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?