Fiona jokes

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."

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F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.