Sport jokes
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Fat Lever.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.