Sport jokes
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.