Sport jokes

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home base.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't have a home to go to.

Why do orphans love baseball?

Because it gives them a home to run to.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.