Sport jokes
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.