Sport jokes
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Memes
BREAKING: Marco Rubio announced a Heisman finalist.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.