The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Sport Jokes
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
