Sport jokes
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Memes
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.